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December 1st, 2009 (05:38 pm)
sick

how ya feeling bucko?: plague riddled
muzacs: decemberists - here i dreamt i was an architect

i went to work today cos i was starting to feel better but then i didn't. oh man did i ever not feel better. i was going strong until i ate some chicken soup and then i basically wanted to die. i was sitting at my desk staring ahead in my cubicle and just pouring sweat. people kept coming by and telling me how terrible i looked (by the way, thanks guys. real nice) and so i basically escaped to a doctorb.

it was neat, they made me put on one of those SARS masks and i don't know how people wear those things man. all that hot sweaty breath, it made my eyes fog up. what the hell?



anyway, the doctorb came in and asked me like a bajillion questions and i kept forgetting everything, like all the words i needed and just kinda said words at him until he took my temperature. which was 100.8. he listened to me breathe for like 5 minutes and then had me try and cough, which then i couldn't stop. he asked me alot of questions about my poop, and seemed unhappy with all my answers (understandably). then he jabbed around my stomach until i almost barfed on him and finally handed me a note and promptly bathed himself in sanitizer. he then walked across the room and told me to sanitize before i left.

the note told me "i am unfit for working until december 4"
unfit. seriously.

wow.
so... plague. its not the swine for reals, but i am going to call it swine jr. or piglet flu?

Comments

Posted by: jad: Dear whomever you might be... (aerojad)
Posted at: December 2nd, 2009 03:17 am (UTC)

now there's a look of discontent if I've ever seen one

Posted by: prinzessin (prinzessin)
Posted at: December 2nd, 2009 04:33 am (UTC)

aw Steph :( just rest up and hope you get over it!! <3

Posted by: Gypsy On The Go (killera)
Posted at: December 2nd, 2009 02:55 pm (UTC)

wrap toilet paper around your head and you can be achmed the dead terrorist!!!

Posted by: Darune (darune)
Posted at: December 2nd, 2009 05:16 pm (UTC)

On the plus side, you look like you could make a good dentist ;p