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i have to go home today, i seem to have contracted the plague

November 30th, 2009 (10:00 am)

how ya feeling bucko?: SWINE FLUESS B+OH NOES!!!11
muzacs: dandy warhols - hard on for jesus

ugh. so i have been sick with demons for the weekend. its my own stupid fault though. you see, a friend of mine from work was all "I HAVE THE SWINES H1N1 BLARGHGSSS!!!" and then went home one day.
she was pretty sick, but in the end it was not with swine flu, just regular kind. but in any case i visited her to bring foods and movies because i am a nice guy and people with the flu should watch the lost skeleton of cadavra so i brought that over, and then on friday morning i started coughing a bit. by the end of friday i was a cough bag. by saturday i was a plague zone. coughing, fever, chills, sweats, body aches, overwhelming need to sleep for 20 hours. but oh god sleeping just means waking up in various cold sweats/regular sweats. man... so much sweaty sick person sleep. i feel like i should just lysol my whole house today, but i don't believe in anti-bacterials for the most part so i won't. we need bacteria to becomes immune to things, i like immunity its neato.
but i feel better today! a bit better, not all better. its still going to be a couch/pyjamas/tea/juice/soup day but i might venture outside to get some fresh air even at some point. i haven't left my plague couch except to go to bed.
i feel superbad though cos tamsmobile slept on my plague couch on saturday night and now she has the plague too :(
i didn't wanna pass this fucker on if i could help it.

on the plus side my body doesn't hurt so much anymore. man my body was so weak and sore. so useless. BE GONE SICK DEMONS! BE GONE!!

oh also my boss called me and was like OH NOES YOU HAVE THE SWINES DONT COME TO WORK UNLESS YOU HAVE DOCTORS NOTE AGGGHH!!! and i was like, no its only regular flu not swines i promise. she's worried about her kids i think gettin' swine, but its not swine. i told her i would be in tomorrow probably and she didn't sound happy cos i think she still thinks its swine and is all paranoid that i'm gonna swine up the office. but hey! today i am sitting here and not dying on a couch, and that means i am getting better. and swine flu isn't a 4 day thing. thats a regular one.

okay, rambling over.
end transmission.


Posted by: velvetunicorn (velvetunicorn)
Posted at: November 30th, 2009 06:48 pm (UTC)

hope you back to 100% really soon!

p.s. I love the Dandy Warhols and I have to mention that whenever I see them mentioned.

Posted by: Darune (darune)
Posted at: November 30th, 2009 06:50 pm (UTC)

Well it sounds like ya have it on the run. If you need me to drop off anything for ya today or whenever just say the word ;P

Posted by: umboula (umboula)
Posted at: November 30th, 2009 07:11 pm (UTC)

thanks for the offer! but i think i'm on the mend! i'm even gonna go walk around the block and get the blood flowing and some fresh air. gonna be goooooovy.

plus i don't want you to get demons too.

Posted by: Tamtar! (tamtar)
Posted at: November 30th, 2009 10:33 pm (UTC)

well this isn't even the worst plague ever or maybe it hasn't hit me in full force but i feel mostly ok. last night was the chills/sweat/skin hurting part and now i just feel a bit tired. and also tickly in my lungs.

even your plague is weak, steph. WEAK!

oh p.s. i am sending maine over later for lou. tell him we love him and we have not forgotten. <3

Posted by: umboula (umboula)
Posted at: December 1st, 2009 12:57 am (UTC)

day 2 was the demon day. felt like i was going to die. i hope you have a less murderous version of the plague!